John Lancy

I always smile in my mugshots

Something About Me

Since you don't know what "mansplaining" is, I'll explain it to you. It's the explanation of something by a man, typically to a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing. Idiot.

25

5'10 but I never shower

Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen

Tim the Toolman Taylor's Assistant

I ain't never seen two pretty best friends

Jonah Hill in the Wolf of Wall Street

If it involves taking my fingerprints I want nothing to do with it

I'm looking through your photos and asking about your friend to the right in blue

I have no idea what this is, but you don't know that

I have no idea what this is, but you don't know that

A Quote To Remember Me By

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I got 199 piece set ratchet set